I’d like to take a moment to congratulate myself a few years back. Perhaps the bitchiest moment of my life where fate stood by my side and justice prevailed.
I felt so pretty. And powerful. Looking back, I hope he ended up being a homeless pothead, shitting on manholes and wiping his but with biodegradable tabloid papers.
The world is full of motherfuckers. And now, thinking about it, I take it as a blessing to have known one in real life that I can screw over as revenge. How delicious to have the last laugh.
How delicious to have the last laugh, bitch!