I Hate You So Much Right Now, Humpy!

As a surrogate mutha' of the one month and a half old Humpy, I've discovered three things.

• When I close the lid, it doesn't go to stand by (even though I've set it to do so)
  
• The webcam does not stream video
  
• And dust is collecting in the screen - BEHIND THE SCREEN
  

Off to the service center little boy. You've been a bad little boy and daddy's not happy with you. Fuck up one more time and I'll put you up for adoption. iPhone 3G S is round the corner and I might just get someone closely related to your big sister Macbeth. Do you want that to happen?

Tsk tsk tsk.